nice asian food rap
Grand Master:
Sittin here playin cool like lychee tea
I want my name in every mouth like MSG
Highlights sprinkled in my life like fried rice
Not Hello Kitty but I’ve lived nine lives
I’ve survived even hot pot situations
Escaped sticky rice without altercation
But I get stuck when they heat it up
So I remind myself of that bibimbap
..But then the beat gets on
I start to get hot like Tom Yum Gong
So when dudes roll up like sushi
I have to burn them fast, wasabi
Get all up in they grill, hibachi
‘Cause they thought it was sweet, teriyaki
But really that stinks like Durian
Life ain’t Sweet but Sour when you’re worryin’
D-One
I reminisce for spell, or shall a say a short rib
Filled with bulgogi dreams on the pork tip
Watch my fork lift as the fork split
In the road, all up in my bowl
Of hot pho macha, green tea latte
Sizzling Chinese green bean saute
We do not play, don’t be the bad guy
Cuz you don’t wanna get mixed up like phad thai
Shorty hit me on my vermiCELLY
She know the way to my heart is through my belly
She’s at Jollibee’s, I need chicken joy
No chicken strips, I like chicken joints
Chicken bones flavoring my congee
Beef, pork, duck just like Jumanji
Call me Lil’ B I eat Wonton soup
Call me teriyaki, maybe ton-kat-su
1:17
Verse 2
1:56
We on a roll like sushi
Bout to cook it up like Galbi
Hotter than a bowl of pho
Straight to ya plate just like, dim sum
2:12
My girl got that bubble tea, she be lookin lovely
So all the other ladies viewin her with animosity
American like Kung Pow Chicken
But I be in the land of the gōng bǎo jī dīng
Hit the road in the panda express
Shin or Top Ramen, which brand is the best?
Tryna stay cool like a bowl of lingmyun
But I’m rollin in the aisles like some dim sum
Lemme masala, holla at my edamame
First it was soju now we drinkin sake
I see the curves on this hottie’s hips
Got me trying to dip likesome Pocky sticks
But then her ex from California rolled up real old school
Hadda tell that dude ta chill like tofu
He was heated, hotter than red curry
So I got some mochi told him step to me
